GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN
FACT: Not one human has been brutally devoured by a sea monster while wearing this T-Shirt," said Dr. Tilly Lofutti, a marine biologist on board the S.S. Crovelaft, in a voice memo. "Therefore, I conclude that the 'Gardening With a Kraken' T-shirt keeps the monster away by appealing to its ego. After all, I'm wearing it now, while looking at a kraken, and — AHHHHHH!!! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!!! DON'T— AUUGGGHHHHRGLRGLRGGLLLGLGLGL!!!!!!"
FROM THE MAKERS OF NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 DESIGNED FOR
Designed for people who tune into Culture goodr to see what's behind the shades at goodr
2 MATERIAL AND CARE
Machine wash cold, 60% cotton 40% polyester. Stretchy AF.
3 RETURNS POLICY
Apparel may be returned in unwashed, unworn, new condition
4 EXTRA COVERAGE
Your eyeballs aren't the only things that need coverage. Protect most of your torso from the elements with a t-shirt. Unless you're a nudist. I respect that.
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