Smaller Is Baller
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER
Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SMALLER IS BALLER
You know that song that
goes something like
"I wanna be a baller,
I wish I was a little bit taller"?
Psh, whatever!!! We already know, but maybe you don't...
Smaller is Baller
Like these new smaller sunnies for ballers with smaller heads.