Hello! -- Wakka!

Where is the bathroom? -- Wakka wakka wakka wakka?

Do you speak English? -- Wakka wakka wakka English?

Are you concerned Pac-Man is developing a crippling addiction to pellets? - Wakka wakka wakka Pac-Man wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka?

Why is it “Ms. Pac-Man” and not “Pac-Woman”? - Wakka wakka wakka Ms. Pac-Man wakka wakka Pac-Woman?

Tell me how all those ghosts died! -- Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka!

The first Pac-Man game debuted in Tokyo and was called Puck-Man, but Americans changed it to Pac-Man out of concerns for juvenile vandalism. Do you give a puck? -- Wakka wakka Pac-Man wakka wakka wakka Tokyo wakka wakka wakka Puck-Man wakka Americans wakka wakka wakka Pac-Man wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka. Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka?

Do Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde really get along, or is it all just a show for the cameras? -- Wakka Blinky, Pinky, Inky wakka Clyde wakka wakka wakka, wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka?

Is it true Super Pac-Man used performance-enhancing drugs and where can I get these drugs because I want to feel like a motherfucking GOD? - Wakka wakka wakka Super Pac-Man wakka wakka-wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka WAKKA?

I love your Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka sunglasses more than my parents! -- Wakka wakka wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka!