FIVE CATS REVIEW “VEGAN FRIENDLY COUTURE” SUNGLASSES
The results are in! Cats don’t just love sun-bathing and getting their butts scratched! They also love Vegan Friendly Couture sunglasses! But don’t take it from us. Take it from these cats -- big and small - who yowled rave reviews! Let the love-fest start right….about...meow! (Note: The cats’ names are not listed to protect their anonymity.)
CEREAL MASCOT TIGER
“They’re GRRRR-overling for my approval! And I’m GRRRRRR-anting it to them! GRRRRR-annd sunglasses, goodr! Sorry I’m so GRRRRRR-egarious today!”
COMIC STRIP TABBY CAT
“These sunnies are the complete opposite of Mondays!”
PRIDE LANDS LION MONARCH
“Turns out I CAN wait to be king. This job is super hard. People always say “do this” and “see here.” I’m not free to run around all day and I’m certainly not free to do anything my way. I had it all wrong! But when I put on these shades, I forget my problems for a -- hold on one sec. NALA, CAN YOU SHUT THAT G**DAMN BABY UP?!”
ONE OF THE TIGERS FROM ‘TIGER KING’
i>“I’m not giving you a quote if you’re going to credit me as ‘One Of The Tigers From Tiger King.’ There’s so much more to me than that reality show.”
SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT
“I think the shades look great! Or terrible. You’re the best sunglasses company! Or the worst. Help, I’m dying! Or, I’m fine.”
Polarized
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