Welcome back to our safe haven, our fortress of personhood. Today, I wanted to warn you all about the dangers of Mercury in retrograde, and how to protect your chakra alignment during these trying times of shifting energy.

When Mercury is in retrograde, it appears as if the planet is moving the wrong way across the sky. So-called “scientists” claim this is an “optical illusion,” but we, the chosen, the spiritual astrologists know the truth: Mercury IS moving backward, wreaking havoc on our ability to problem solve and make strong choices. During the last Mercury retrograde, dear Sisters and Brothers, I bought a new iPhone and lost all of my contacts. (If you’ve had trouble reaching me on a non-celestial plane, that is why. I had such a bountiful influx of unsaved numbers, I was unable to reply, “new phone, who might this be?” to everyone).

So my advice to you is this my dear ones:

All in all, the best course of action now is simply stop everything, cover your heads, and try to be in bed, eyes shut, lavender oil on temples and the arches of your feet, before the sun sets each night during the retrograde cycle. We will survive this sweet Brothers and Sisters! And if we don’t, I’ll see you in another life!

Love & Peace,
Ginseng Honey Moonbeam