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ORIGIN STORIES
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- THE FUTURE IS VOID
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- SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER
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- CAPTAIN BLUNT'S RED-EYE
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- KITTY HAWKERS' RAY BLOCKERS
- OPERATION: BLACKOUT
- OGs
- A GINGER'S SOUL
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- WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
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- THESE SHADES ARE TRASH
- DON'T TAB SHAME ME
- LOST IN TRANSITION
- BFGs
- HOOKED ON ONYX
- IT'S NOT JUST A GAME
- CITRON+ALT+DELETE
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- DO YOU EVEN PISTOL, FLAMINGO?
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- MARY QUEEN OF GOLF
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- HAUTE DAY IN HELL
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- FAST AS SHELL
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- I'M WEARING BURGUNDY
- IT'S NOT BLACK, IT'S OBSIDIAN
- INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE
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- INFLUENCERS PAY DOUBLE
- I PICKLED THESE MYSELF
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- BODHI'S ULTIMATE WAVE
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SPORTS
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- RUNNING [WITH A DONKEY] IS FUN?
- YOUR BEST RUNNING FRIEND
- THIS IS A GAMER
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- LIVING MY BEST LIFE BEING A MOM FIRST
- WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN NOT TALKING ABOUT RUNNING
- ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND
- WHAT THE HELL IS A BEAST?
- OFFICIAL SUNGLASSES OF THE OCR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
- SATURDAY MORNING IN THE GRAND CANYON
- A BLIND BEAST KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES
- RUNNING THE BARKLEY IS FUN?
- BIG CAT BADASS
- BUT FIRST HAPPINESS
- LOS PADRES TRAVERSE FKT
- JAVELINA JUNDRED RACE RECAP
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- WE'RE AN AVATAR
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- ON THE FENCE ABOUT SPIN CLASS!?
- PEDICABS IN NYC
- FLAMBOYANCE
- GOODR STAFF DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
- CLG & FRENDZ DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
- THE FLAMBOYANCE DEBUNKS THE GAMER STIGMA
- A GOODR WEDDING
- A CHAT WITH ALEXI PAPPAS
- RACE RECAPS
- IT'S OKAY TO HATE VIRTUAL RACES
- CARL'S TOUR DE FRANCE RECAP 2020
- SPEED PROJECT 2019
- TIPS & TRICKS
- RUNNING WHILE HIGH
- IT'S NOT A BOGEY, IT'S A FLAMINGO
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SHENANIGANS
- IN THE PRESS
- A TALE OF THE GOODR CABANA
- GOODR x REEBOK
- PARTNERING WITH BIGGEST ESPORTS ARENA IN NORTH AMERICA!
- SEASON 03 OF CULTURE GOODR IS OUT
- YOU HAD ME AT DUNKIN'
- TROPICAL OPTICALS
- THE ROLLING STONES X COSMIC CRYSTALS
- COSMIC CRYSTALS
- GOODR REWIND
- THE ROLLING STONES ALBUM SERIES
- THE FUTURE IS VRG
- ROLLING STONES HOT LIPS
- INTRODUCING GAME GOODR
- GAME GOODR PARTNERS WITH CLG
- WONDER WOMAN SEQUEL
- NEW CATEYE SUNGLASSES
- POW! BAM! BATMAN SUNGLASSES!
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- WONDER WOMAN 1984 SUNGLASSES
- GOODR RELEASES AVIATORS
- RUNNER'S WORLD GEAR OF THE YEAR
- CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
- goodr GIVES BACK
- GOODR x DENVER ZOO
- JUST FLOCKING VOTE
- BLACK LIVES MATTER
- GOODR x 1% FOR THE PLANET RECYCLED SUNGLASSES
- BRAVE LIKE GABE
- SOCAL SPECIAL OLYMPICS COLLAB
- SUNGLASSES ON THE FRONTLINE
- 100% CARBON NEUTRAL
- BREAKING SILENCE 2019
- BREAKING SILENCE 2020
- BREAKING SILENCE 2021
- FUN
- GIFT GUIDE
- BEHIND THE DREAMS: THE CIRCLING
- CARL AND HIS IDIOT COUSIN TEDDY
- DUST OFF YOUR LIBRARY CARD
- DEEP DIVE
- ARE BLUE BLOCKERS A BLUE MIRAGE?
- THE BEST RUNNING SUNGLASSES GUIDE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET
- WHY YOU NEED ORANGE SUNGLASSES
- COMPANY CULTURE WHILE WORKING REMOTELY
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CULTURE
- CULTURE GOODR PODCAST
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- BONUS EPISODE 01
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- BONUS EPISODE 03
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- REMIX SERIES 01
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- REMIX SERIES 03
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- REMIX SERIES 07
- S01E01
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- BLACKOUT TUESDAY
- S01E03
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I’M WEARING BURGUNDY
Actual post spotted on Craigslist Missed Connections…
SEARCHING FOR MY KMART SEX PANTHER…
You were Pomeranian, or Pekingese, or something weird. I met you in the bathroom of a Kmart right off the 405 and we made out for hours. You had a breathtaking hiney and buttery blonde hair. You told me that there were literally thousands of men that you should be with instead of me, but that you were already 72% sure that you were in love with me.
I was feeling like the epitome of suave (even though I was sort of having a bad day, but we’ll get to that in a minute). I had just musked up with my Blackbeard’s Delight cologne. I was dressed in my best suit from the finest I-talian men’s store in San Diego (fun fact: that means whale’s vagina).
Things went south when you asked me if I got my clothes from the toilet store. I’m sorry that I told you to go back to your home on whore island and threatened to punch you in the ovary. (Sweet Lincoln’s Mullet how that secretly turned me ON!!!)
I was vulnerable, baby!! I didn’t mean it. I didn’t want to put a damper on the mood, but someone had thrown my best friend and canine soulmate, Baxter, off a freeway overpass earlier that day. I just wasn’t myself. I was in a glass case of emotion, baby!
By the beard of Zeus, I will make this up to you!!! Connections like ours happen what, 15-20 times in a lifetime?!
This Friday 9pm, please meet me at Escupimos en su Alimento. I’ll give you a one way ticket to Pleasure Town. I’ll be the one sipping a glass of milk at the bar. Pretty sure I’m wearing burgundy? Hope to see you then.
P.S. If I never see you again, I just want to say...stay classy!

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