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SATAN SLAYS IN SKULL GOWN AND INTESTINE-BRAIN PURSE AT HELL FASHION WEEK

On Saturday, the Dark Lord Satan absolutely slayed during the Infinite Torture runway show at Hell Fashion Week. The Devil wore a skull gown designed by Beelzebub the Prince of Gluttony, an intestine-brain purse designed by Leviathan the Prince of Envy, a human head crown designed by Asmodeus the Prince of Lust, and Haute Day in Hell sunglasses designed by goodr.
weird devil drawing
The crowd of merciless demons, unspeakable beasts and shitty people getting tortured erupted in applause when they saw The Devil’s to-die-for new lewk. In response to the praise, Satan said, “Wow! That is soooo nice! I’d like to thank the dead people I’m wearing, my designers Beelzebub, Asmodeus and goodr, and of course, God. Because without him I wouldn’t be here.”

In other Hell news, the Seven Princes voted a “blackout” to be the next 2020 catastrophe in a narrow 4-3 vote.

devil man wearing red cateyes

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