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ORIGIN STORIES
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- THE FUTURE IS VOID
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- AMELIA EARHART GHOSTED ME
- BUZZED ON THE TOWER
- CAPTAIN BLUNT'S RED-EYE
- FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS
- KITTY HAWKERS' RAY BLOCKERS
- OPERATION: BLACKOUT
- OGs
- A GINGER'S SOUL
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- WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
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- THESE SHADES ARE TRASH
- DON'T TAB SHAME ME
- LOST IN TRANSITION
- BFGs
- HOOKED ON ONYX
- IT'S NOT JUST A GAME
- CITRON+ALT+DELETE
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- DO YOU EVEN PISTOL, FLAMINGO?
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- GINGHAM IS SOOO LAST SEASON
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- INFLUENCERS PAY DOUBLE
- I PICKLED THESE MYSELF
- MIDNIGHT RAMBLE AT THE CIRCLE BAR
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SPORTS
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- YOUR BEST RUNNING FRIEND
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SHENANIGANS
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- 100% CARBON NEUTRAL
- BREAKING SILENCE 2019
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CULTURE
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HAUTE DAY IN HELL
A Story About Red Cateye Sunglasses
SATAN SLAYS IN SKULL GOWN AND INTESTINE-BRAIN PURSE AT HELL FASHION WEEK
On Saturday, the Dark Lord Satan absolutely slayed during the Infinite Torture runway show at Hell Fashion Week. The Devil wore a skull gown designed by Beelzebub the Prince of Gluttony, an intestine-brain purse designed by Leviathan the Prince of Envy, a human head crown designed by Asmodeus the Prince of Lust, and Haute Day in Hell sunglasses designed by goodr.
The crowd of merciless demons, unspeakable beasts and shitty people getting tortured erupted in applause when they saw The Devil’s to-die-for new lewk. In response to the praise, Satan said, “Wow! That is soooo nice! I’d like to thank the dead people I’m wearing, my designers Beelzebub, Asmodeus and goodr, and of course, God. Because without him I wouldn’t be here.”
In other Hell news, the Seven Princes voted a “blackout” to be the next 2020 catastrophe in a narrow 4-3 vote.
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