-
ORIGIN STORIES
- TROPICAL OPTICALS
- THE DRINKS
- THE PATTERNS
- COSMIC CRYSTALS
- THE MOON
- THE SUN
- VRGs
- THE FUTURE IS VOID
- NAEON FLUX CAPACITOR
- VOIGHT-KAMPFF VISION
- SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER
- MACH Gs
- CLUBHOUSE CLOSEOUT
- TALES FROM THE GREENSKEEPER
- AMELIA EARHART GHOSTED ME
- BUZZED ON THE TOWER
- CAPTAIN BLUNT'S RED-EYE
- FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS
- KITTY HAWKERS' RAY BLOCKERS
- OPERATION: BLACKOUT
- OGs
- A GINGER'S SOUL
- RACE DU JOUR
- THE GANG'S ALL QUEER
- SCREW THE METRIC SYSTEM
- THE EH TEAM
- DON'T FLOCK WITH A FLAMINGO
- LONDON 2021
- L.A. 2021
- TOKYO 2021
- BOSTON 2021
- BIG LEPRECHAUN ENERGY
- IS MERCURY IN RETROGRADE?? AGAIN?
- CARL'S GOT A CANDY HEART ON
- SUNNIES WITH A CHANCE OF SPRINKLES
- THE PASSION OF THE CRUST
- IT'S TUESDAY SOMEWHERE
- GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOGGLES
- WE HAD LIGHTS FIRST
- NAKATOMI TOWER CHRISTMAS PARTY
- WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
- PROFESSIONAL RESPAWNER
- SIDE SCROLL EYE ROLL
- MODERN DAY SNAKE OIL
- BLUE SHADES OF DEATH
- ELECTRIC DINOTOPIA CARNIVAL
- SILVERBACK SQUAT MOBILITY
- THE EMPIRE DID NOTHING WRONG
- 50 SHADES OF GRAVY
- PUMPKIN SPICE NIGHTMARE
- CHICAGO VS. NYC RAP BATTLE
- PARTY LIKE A FLOCKSTAR
- THESE SHADES ARE TRASH
- PBR EYE CANDY
- PABST O’CLOCK
- PIBBER-MOUFLAGE
- SUCK IT, KING GEORGE
- SORRY, NOT SORRY (BUT ACTUALLY SORRY)
- FLAMINGOS WIN MAJORS
- STAY PAWSITIVE
- LGBTQ+AF
- CAN I TIKI YOUR FANCY?
- DOWN TO FIESTA
- SANTA ISN'T REAL
- LONDON 2020
- NEW YORK 2021
- BOSTON 2020
- GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLES GOGGLES
- DON'T SNAKE MY WAVE BRO
- I'M NOT YOUR BRO BRAH
- DON'T TAB SHAME ME
- RADIOACTIVE SPECTRAL SPECTACLES
- SELLS HOUSE, BUYS VAN
- LOST IN TRANSITION
- BFGs
- HOOKED ON ONYX
- IT'S NOT JUST A GAME
- CITRON+ALT+DELETE
- MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS
- DO YOU EVEN PISTOL, FLAMINGO?
- RUNWAYS
- MARY QUEEN OF GOLF
- RAGE QUIT IT AND HIT IT
- FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN
- GINGHAM IS SOOO LAST SEASON
- HAUTE DAY IN HELL
- VEGAN FRIENDLY COUTURE
- CHIPS AND SIPS
- FAST AS SHELL
- CIRCLE Gs
- FADE-ER-ADE SHADES
- I'M WEARING BURGUNDY
- IT'S NOT BLACK, IT'S OBSIDIAN
- INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE
- FRESHLY BAKED MAN BUNS
- INFLUENCERS PAY DOUBLE
- I PICKLED THESE MYSELF
- MIDNIGHT RAMBLE AT THE CIRCLE BAR
- NINE DOLLAR POUR OVER
- STRANGE THINGS ARE AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE G
- STOP, DROP AND SCROLL
- BODHI'S ULTIMATE WAVE
- SUPER FLYS
- DIRK'S INFLATION STATION
- WORKIN' IT FROM HOME
-
SPORTS
- IN THE WILD
- RUNNING [WITH A DONKEY] IS FUN?
- YOUR BEST RUNNING FRIEND
- THIS IS A GAMER
- FASTEST KNOWN TIME OR FUNNEST KNOWN TIME
- LIVING MY BEST LIFE BEING A MOM FIRST
- WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN NOT TALKING ABOUT RUNNING
- ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND
- WHAT THE HELL IS A BEAST?
- OFFICIAL SUNGLASSES OF THE OCR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
- SATURDAY MORNING IN THE GRAND CANYON
- A BLIND BEAST KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES
- RUNNING THE BARKLEY IS FUN?
- BIG CAT BADASS
- BUT FIRST HAPPINESS
- LOS PADRES TRAVERSE FKT
- JAVELINA JUNDRED RACE RECAP
- OFFICIAL SUNGLASS PARTNER OF USA WEIGHTLIFTING
- WE'RE AN AVATAR
- GOODR UP YOUR GAME WITH ANIMAL CROSSING PATTERNS
- ON THE FENCE ABOUT SPIN CLASS!?
- PEDICABS IN NYC
- FLAMBOYANCE
- GOODR STAFF DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
- CLG & FRENDZ DEBUNK THE GAMER STIGMA
- THE FLAMBOYANCE DEBUNKS THE GAMER STIGMA
- A GOODR WEDDING
- A CHAT WITH ALEXI PAPPAS
- RACE RECAPS
- IT'S OKAY TO HATE VIRTUAL RACES
- CARL'S TOUR DE FRANCE RECAP 2020
- SPEED PROJECT 2019
- TIPS & TRICKS
- RUNNING WHILE HIGH
- IT'S NOT A BOGEY, IT'S A FLAMINGO
-
SHENANIGANS
- IN THE PRESS
- A TALE OF THE GOODR CABANA
- GOODR x REEBOK
- PARTNERING WITH BIGGEST ESPORTS ARENA IN NORTH AMERICA!
- SEASON 03 OF CULTURE GOODR IS OUT
- YOU HAD ME AT DUNKIN'
- TROPICAL OPTICALS
- THE ROLLING STONES X COSMIC CRYSTALS
- COSMIC CRYSTALS
- GOODR REWIND
- THE ROLLING STONES ALBUM SERIES
- CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS 2021
- THE FUTURE IS VRG
- ROLLING STONES HOT LIPS
- INTRODUCING GAME GOODR
- GAME GOODR PARTNERS WITH CLG
- WONDER WOMAN SEQUEL
- NEW CATEYE SUNGLASSES
- POW! BAM! BATMAN SUNGLASSES!
- GOODR PARTNERS WITH PABST BLUE RIBBON
- WONDER WOMAN 1984 SUNGLASSES
- GOODR RELEASES AVIATORS
- RUNNER'S WORLD GEAR OF THE YEAR
- CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
- goodr GIVES BACK
- GOODR x DENVER ZOO
- JUST FLOCKING VOTE
- BLACK LIVES MATTER
- GOODR x 1% FOR THE PLANET RECYCLED SUNGLASSES
- BRAVE LIKE GABE
- SOCAL SPECIAL OLYMPICS COLLAB
- SUNGLASSES ON THE FRONTLINE
- 100% CARBON NEUTRAL
- BREAKING SILENCE 2019
- BREAKING SILENCE 2020
- BREAKING SILENCE 2021
- FUN
- GIFT GUIDE
- SOLVE FOR $6.66 OFF!
- BEHIND THE DREAMS: THE CIRCLING
- CARL AND HIS IDIOT COUSIN TEDDY
- DUST OFF YOUR LIBRARY CARD
- WHO IS CRAZY EDDY?
- DEEP DIVE
- ARE BLUE BLOCKERS A BLUE MIRAGE?
- THE BEST RUNNING SUNGLASSES GUIDE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET
- WHY YOU NEED ORANGE SUNGLASSES
- COMPANY CULTURE WHILE WORKING REMOTELY
- GET TRENDY WITH OUR NEW HIPSTER SUNGLASSES
- THE BEST WOMEN’S SUNGLASSES
- BEST GOLF SUNGLASSES
- BEST SUNGLASSES FOR MEN
- NEON SUNGLASSES
- THE BEST PINK SUNGLASSES
-
CULTURE
- CULTURE GOODR PODCAST
- S01E01
- S01E02
- BLACKOUT TUESDAY
- S01E03
- S01E04
- S01E05
- S02E01
- S02E02
- S02E03
- S02E04
- S02E05
- S02E06
- S02E07
- S02E08
- S02E09
- S02E10
- BONUS EPISODE 01
- BONUS EPISODE 02
- BONUS EPISODE 03
- BONUS EPISODE 04
- BONUS EPISODE 05
- REMIX SERIES 01
- REMIX SERIES 02
- REMIX SERIES 03
- REMIX SERIES 04
- REMIX SERIES 05
- REMIX SERIES 06
- REMIX SERIES 07
- S03E01
- S03E02
- S03E03
- S03E04
- S03E05
- S03E06
- S03E07
- S03E08
- S03E09
- S03E10
- S03E11
- S03E12
- S03E13
- S03E14
- S03E15
- S03E16
- S03E17
- S03E18
- S03E19
GOOD GOODY GAMBLE
A Story About A Dice Rolling Game
goodr Goody Gamble: Game Rules
Introducing the goodr Goody Gamble! A die-rolling gift-stealing game with 12 mystery prizes. You can play it with up to 12 people, or all by yourself if you want to hog all the gifts. (Who needs friends?! Your cats are your friends!)
This goodrified game has a pink die and crazy rules created by Carl the Flamingo while drunk on eggnog. What are the rules?! What are the prizes?! Will your friendships survive the backstabbing?! We won't say. But the critics are raving!
“Can I buy you?” -- Monopoly Guy
“Can I eat you?” -- Hungry Hungry Hippo
“Needs more murder.” -- Squid Game creators
To see the rules, scan the QR Code or scroll down:
HOW TO PLAY:
1. Gather 1-12 adult friends. For the best experience, 6 to 12 people. It's okay if they act like children.
2. The order goes from oldest to youngest. (Hint: If you don't know who Olivia Rodrigo is, you're old.)
3. The first person rolls the dice. Whatever number they get is their door prize.
4. The second person rolls the dice. Whatever number they get is their door prize. And so on.
5. If you roll a number that's already been taken, you can choose to take that item from that person. (You may recognize this game as "White Elephant" or "Make Everyone Hate Each Other.")
6.If you roll a winning number, you must yell "Squawk squawk, mother flocker!" If you don't, you lose your turn.
If someone rolls a losing number, everyone must squawk at them like they're booing:
7. “Squuuuuuaaaaaaawk.”
Repeat this process until all doors are open, or all participants Hunger Games fight each other to the death.
OPTIONAL BUT HIGHLY ENCOURAGED RULES
1. You can make side bets at any time.
2. If anyone's legal name is Carl, they go first, regardless of age. (Sorry, great-great-Grandpa.)
3. If you roll a losing number, take a shot.
4. If you discover a secret microphone in the dice, ignore it, take a shot, and discuss your secrets.
5. End the event with a DANCE goodr. (Winner picks a song for everyone to dance to for at least one minute.)
Goody Gamble
Get Notified
READ ON FOR MORE SHENANIGANS
Radioactive Spectral Spectacles Origin Story
Anyhow, there is basically zero chance of getting a decent night’s sleep in this hellhole. The first night I was...
