Announcing goodr's Black Friday Deals. Free Gifts with every purchase through Cyborg monday!
Well you see, Carl has had one too many booze cruises on his current yacht and frankly it’s a little beat up. Truthfully, it's not even seaworthy, but Carl is having a hard time accepting this. To make sure he is ready for his annual Christmas Booze Cruise he needs to raise some extra “capital” to get him a bigger, better, faster, cleaner yacht. Well as we all know BFCM is the perfect opportunity to flex your corporate greedy muscles and get that cash.
Seriously though... just look at this poor flamingo squished into a teeny kayak...
Spend $1+: Get Carl's Sticky Icky
The nerdy 9-year-old in all of us loves a sticker pack. Remember when you used to save the stickers from bananas for your sticker collection? These are way better. Not to mention, it’s like the number one request from our super fans… You asked, we delivered! While supplies last.Shop now for a sticky icky gift
Spend $50+: Free Shipping and a scumbag scarf
The Between Two Fronds printed Scumbag Scarf is part headband, part bandana, part wrist warmer, part face covering (yeah, f you for bringing that phrase into our vocabulary, Rona), all flamingo-y frond fashion. Oh, and did you know it is made out of recycled plastic bottles? Right… how would you know that if we didn’t tell you. Well it is recycled AF. Now you know. Now you want it more, don’tchya?! While supplies last.Don't be a scarfless scumbag
Spend $100+: Get a Fowl Towl
Maybe you don't live on the beach like Carl, you can use your new towel at your pool. Oh, no pool? Well then, you can use the towel for your home sauna! Errrrrr… that's okay… don't let that stop you from gobbling up four pairs of goodrs to get all of this swag and help Carl get his yacht! Btw, this towel is cushier than one of those fancy hotel robes you always contemplated stealing. Carl would know, he’s quite the klepto… While supplies last.Spend a hundo get a towel
Spend $150+: Get Carl's Happiness Container
We named this rad cooler “Carl’s Happiness Container” because let’s face it, only good things come in coolers. Booze, food, more booze… the occasional severed body part... but, hey! You do you!get literally all the gifts
Carl’s Corporate Cash Grab is only available while supplies last, or till Monday, November 30, 2020 at midnight PT.
* Limit one of each free gift per order. In other words, you can't buy $300 worth of stuff and get two of each gift. But you can create two orders of $150 and both orders will receive ALL the gifts! Go to town!
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