GIFTS FOR THE BEAST

BEST GIFTS FOR CROSSFIT & OCRs

So your friends already have a personal chalk bucket, double under scars, and bleeding blistered hands… now all they need are goodr polarized sunglasses! 

Bonus: They won’t even have to dip into that precious chalk stash to keep these no slip sunglasses on their face! CrossFitters, obstacle course junkies, outdoor yogis, fitness fanatics of all disciplines love these sunglasses because they can be matched to any outfit, and they actually stay where they are supposed to. Each pair is burpee tested before sanitized and boxed. Okay, well, that might be an exaggeration… it’s not easy finding someone willing to do that many burpees… Oh, you say your crazy friend who you happen to be shopping for right now would be willing to be our burpee tester?! Send ‘em our way!

TOP 5 SUNGLASSES FOR GOING BEAST MODE:

#1

Silverback Squat Mobility
Polarized

Silverback Squat Mobility

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Our classic OG style grey sunglasses with purple/teal mirrored lenses are so lightweight that they won’t even jeopardize you from getting that squat PR at the gym. They will however, make you feel even cooler while you do.

#2

Firebreather's Fireball Fury
Polarized + Wider

Firebreather's Fireball Fury

$35

The truth is that these larger framed black polarized sunglasses look good on everyone! Reflective mirrored lenses and red accents add a pop of flair and holiday cheer.

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#3

Junie & Michelle's Obstacle Opticals
Polarized

Junie & Michelle's Obstacle Opticals

$25

These black framed sunglasses with orange lenses were actually named after the King Orangutan at the Denver Zoo, Junie. RIP. Wear these and find the orangutan strength within during your box’s holiday WOD. We love these lenses for low light situations.

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#4

THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (it's not)
Polarized

THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (it's not)

$25

Great for channeling the badassery of King Leonidas and laying it all out at that next OCR.

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#5

Mint Julep Electroshocks
Polarized + Wider

Mint Julep Electroshocks

$35

A larger frame for big flockin’ heads, these green sunglasses with dark gradient lenses are the perfect blend of style and functionality for the athlete on your Christmas shopping list. Be sure to serve them up with a stiff cocktail!

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Whether you’re beasting or supporting your beastfriend this season, may you celebrate with all the donuts, beer, and holiday cheer!