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  1. goodr Partners with BIGGEST Esports Arena in North America! Did you feel that massive seismic activity? Probably not, because you were sitting in a fancy schmancy vibrating gaming chair. “The Big One” could come and go, and gamers wouldn’t even notice. Scientists discovered the tectonic incidents across North America formed the shape of a flamingo holding a game controller. There’s only one explanation: goodr partnered with the largest dedicated esports facility in North America, Esports Stadium Arlington!!! Why create sunglasses for gamers? Because...
  2. Talk Celtic to Me Origin Story Hello there. We’re hoping and guessing that you arrived here because you were searching for green sunglasses. Were we right? If not, why are you here? (Don’t answer that, no one is actually listening. Or are we…?) The reason we thought you might be here in search of green sunglasses is because that is the topic of this very important piece of journalism. Green sunglasses. Did we say green sunglasses yet? If not, green sunglasses. What some might consider a cheap ploy for search engine optim...
  3. Modern Day Snake Oil Origin Story OIL A Story About Black Blue Blocker Glasses AN HONEST PLEA TO SMART, ATTRACTIVE CONSUMERS Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the value of a good deal! When a good deal saunters by, you don’t stick your head in the sand like an ostrich! You stick your tongue down its throat like a flamingo! Now, it’s true: This dadgum flabbergasting nastly ghastly pandemic has been cancelling every event in sight. But there’s some things it...
  4. GAME goodr x Capcom Cup Recap GOODR TO SPONSOR CAPCOM PRO TOUR 2021 SEASON FINAL!!! We don’t know about you, but we’ve been fans of Street Fighter since we were hanging out at the local pizza parlor with our pals after school back in the mid 90s. (We always gravitated towards Chun-Li because it was all about girl power in the 90s. We were obsessed with the Spice Girls too but we digress.) So of course we’re SUPER stoked that GAME goodr was a proud sponsor of The Capcom Pro Tour (CPT) 021 Season Final!!! We’ve been trainin...
  5. Don’t Tab Shame Me Origin Story CONFESSIONS OF A TABAHOLIC: TEDDY THE TURKEY SPEAKS OUT “Hi everyone. My name is Teddy the Turkey, and I’m a tabaholic. “It started off slow. I kept tabs open for Gmail, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and Reddit. I thought I could stop at seven. Seven tabs is totally normal. A lot of birds have seven tabs open every day. It’s no big deal... “Then I started keeping tabs open for Birdzfeed, Upfloxx, Netchix, TikTurkey, Pinteroost, FowlNews and WattlesUp. Why not? They’re usefu...